- gaylord
- 1. (Gaylord) (1772↑, 444↓)The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays. A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult. Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT\!\!\! Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays. Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
Author: M.C Caber http://gaylord.urbanup.com/16803862. (gaylord) (575↑, 173↓)An unfortunate [surname].He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.
Author: that's not my last name http://gaylord.urbanup.com/17533993. (gaylord) (381↑, 176↓)A lord of gayness. One who is extremely gay Childish form of douchebag Someone who is really lamemy neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited
Author: hbfir http://gaylord.urbanup.com/16804614. (Gaylord) (241↑, 87↓)the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name [gaylord]Hey im from gaylord. where are you from? wtf\!\!\! your from a town called [gaylord]?\!?\!?\!?\!
Author: Beth Risk http://gaylord.urbanup.com/30454505. (gaylord) (357↑, 277↓)one of the foremost terms of vilification used in verbal deadlock, can only be vanquished by the phrase "fuck you"."no problem...GAYLORD" "Oh fuck me? yeah? uh...GAYLORD"
Author: gloriasandwich http://gaylord.urbanup.com/13887986. (gaylord) (98↑, 38↓)the ultimate word used to describe someone so gay it defies the laws of phisics, a gaylord is essential the ruler of homosexuality, the king of gayness. scientist estimate they are 11,000,000,000,000 times gayer than normal homosexuals. gaylords are the result of someone bieng hit by an undetectable burst of exotic atomic energy from the suns thermonuclear fusion. they have major influence on any gay community. it is best to avoid such people as there phisical form cannot contain all the gayness and so it radiates off of them in the form of gaydrons, a sub atomic partical that travles at 9,280,000 miles per second, nearly 58 times the speed of light and will pass right thru living cells and give them a medical condition known as pinkersons disease, in which the cell becomes atracted to only male cells and goes to gaybars constantly. exposure to this will eventualy turn the majority of your cells gay thus renderenig yourself gay.there are no known protection to this, it is rumored that the US government has advanced weapons and armor that can manipulate matter to produce or deflect these rays. these are some reconizable traits of the common gaylord, they were tight pants, have the gay voice, are always realy skiny, have odd haircuts that look like they took an hour to do, they wear lip gloss, do yoga, and make feminin gestures. if you belive you found a gaylord retreate to a minimum of 300 feet and call 911, they will send a person traind to deal with it.guy 1: omg hes so gay guy2: holy shit thats a gaylord\!\!\! guy1: call 911\!\!\! guy2: these pants are so last year, lets go shopping\!\!\! guy1: NOOOOOOOOO\!\!\! damn you\!\!\! hes too young\!\!\! HAZMAT team: holy shit its right of the chart, we gotta get out off here\!\!\! guy2: OMG look at your tacky outfits, this is such a fasion disaster, someone needs a makeover\!\!\! guy1: noooo get off of me\!\!\! its not fair\!\!\! its just not fair\!\!\! take me\!\!\! ( HAZMAT team takes him away to safety sobing leaving his friend to his fate)
Author: BEASTMASTER8000 http://gaylord.urbanup.com/49695887. (GAYLORD) (107↑, 48↓)A [GAYLORD], [Lord of the Gays], is the Supreme, Ultimate, High Ruler of all kingdoms of [Gay], [Homo], [Queer], [Trans], [Fag], [Dyke] and [Lez]. The true definition of Gaylord is in fact a supreme compliment, exalting in humble honor, the pansy-licious ruler's reign from the highest heights of rainbow-unicorn, magic-fairy, candyland\!"Hey Girl, Heyyy\!" "Oh hey you big [Gaylord]\! what an honour\! May i be eternally blessed by your inexpressibly gay beneficence, my lord." "you may, girl heyyy\!"
Author: manfriend http://gaylord.urbanup.com/33464028. (gaylord) (93↑, 72↓)A standard size cardboard container (48" x 40" x 36") which fits perfectly on a standard pallet.We need another Gaylord of resin brought to the machine.
Author: A. aber http://gaylord.urbanup.com/27636509. (Gaylord) (35↑, 18↓)The ultimate insult, cannot be stopped by anything. Or a city in Michigan Or an unfortuanate surnameBob:Fuck you, dickhead Bill: Sure thing Gaylord Bill and all other boys in sight: All hail the ruler of all gays
Author: c+j in harmony http://gaylord.urbanup.com/342705210. (gaylord) (48↑, 34↓)A city in Michigan. Home of the Gaylord Blue Devils.I passed through Gaylord last summer to get to Mackinac island.
Author: Chris C??? http://gaylord.urbanup.com/257791511. (gaylord) (89↑, 82↓)Large, 1000-lb capacity, cardboard box used for shipping pelletsMachine \#3 is running low on material, can you get a full gaylord for it?
Author: Cheddarr http://gaylord.urbanup.com/186847912. (Gaylord) (4↑, 0↓)A small town in southern Minnesota. Located in Sibley County. Repeatedly made fun of for the name of Gaylord. Sometimes called Gaytown and towns around us refer to us as Gaykids. Others also say we are gay."Hey, I'm from Arlington. Where are you from?" "Oh, I'm from Gaylord\!" "Haha are you, like, Gay or something?
Author: lovespentinthedark http://gaylord.urbanup.com/568605313. (gaylord) (20↑, 16↓)What you would call a "super gay person" (or, literally, a "lord of the gays") or someone you just plain hate. It can be seen as a stronger version of the word "fag"."Shut up, gaylord\!" -Stan to Cartman in South Park
Author: DJ_InYourFace http://gaylord.urbanup.com/126255114. (Gaylord) (5↑, 4↓)1. A first name, usually for a boy 2. A homophobic insult1. The most famous man named Gaylord is probably Gaylord Perry. 2. Poor Gaylord Perry, his name has "evolved" into an insult.
Author: Zumi http://gaylord.urbanup.com/510393015. (Gaylord) (17↑, 16↓)1. a last name 2. a first namethere is a group on facebook called "my last name is Gaylord so fuck you" which currently has 100 members, including myself and my brothers and sister.
Author: Lisa Gaylord http://gaylord.urbanup.com/349427616. (Gaylord) (11↑, 11↓)1)The Name of one of the first indian resturants in London serving dishes created specially for the Maharajas, Nawabs and the elite of Erstwhile North Indian states. Can be confused with 2&3 below with devistating results. 2) Acting gay or gay like. 3) The highes insult given to a non gay man1 - bob : Jeez I'm hank marvin \!\! mkie: Ok, lets av this beer and nip round to the gaylords for a bit of spicy meat. bob : No fag is gonna stick his meat in me. (Slap\!) You gay lord\! 2 - burt: No way\!\! Thats two blokes kissing. ike : Aye, pair of gaylords. 3- bitch: Call youself a man, you're a fuckin gay lord.
Author: oKeeFo http://gaylord.urbanup.com/334371217. (gaylord) (13↑, 14↓)One who is the lord of the gays. A loyal king like character in a gay land, usually used with the words "ends it" after saying gaylord. In the use of a [burn] or a [diss] to someone else.John's a gaylord. Or John's a gaylord, ends it. (Meaning there is no come back because you ended it)
Author: Mark Sabyan http://gaylord.urbanup.com/176962618. (Gaylord) (10↑, 12↓)A dumb insult that asshole college bitches on facebook use to make themselves feel like "cool guys". Used primarily by people who do not have enough brains to think up anything better. Supposedly meaning "lord of gays" however, when used, it actually means that the person who is using said insult, is a closet homosexual and cannot admit it.The Douche Fag thinks he is cool because he used the insult, [gaylord] however, he is actually upon further inspection, he himself appears to be the God king of the fanny bandits. AKA: the entire queer race as we know it.
Author: Helennizzle http://gaylord.urbanup.com/482694319. (gaylord) (84↑, 86↓)A gang originaly started in chicago, most members are whiteman i was walking down 21st street when i got jumped by those bitch ass gaylords
Author: s c http://gaylord.urbanup.com/199812420. (gaylord) (10↑, 12↓)British slang for a strongly homosexual male, usually one who suggests their homosexuality through their mannerisms, voice, appearance etc. Combination of the words "gay and "lord". It is a source of amusement to the English that in America a gaylord is a large cardboard box which takes its name from the Gaylord Container Corporation.Look at the guy's pink shirt and earring. What a gaylord\!
Author: kryptonpirate http://gaylord.urbanup.com/125790221. (gaylord) (1↑, 5↓)A card game with the sole intention of getting drunk. The number of players required is 2 and up. People mix themselves drinks (usually vodka+juice/sprite/coca etc.) and sit in a circle around a deck of cards. Players start pulling cards in a circle till the deck runs out. Then you start all over again. Every card has a specific meaning agreed upon before starting the game. Some common rules are: Queen: women drink (a sip) King: guys drink Ace: the taker picks who drinks 2: the taker + one other drinks 3,4,5: the taker + x others drink Other common rules include bathroom card, "I went on a holiday and with me I packed..." (the loser drinks), a card that empowers the taker to make up a new rule (the more confusing the better) etc.Example 1. teener 1: "Hey there's a bottle of Katjusha her, anyone up for gaylord?" teener 2: "Yaaay\!" Example 2. Johnny was late for work the other day due to playing gaylord till early hours.
Author: Milli3434 http://gaylord.urbanup.com/453418522. (gaylord) (20↑, 24↓)1. A real faggot 2. A motherfucker 3. An unfortunate surname 4. Westerville North"Westerville North? Total gaylords." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Author: Motha Fucka Brotha http://gaylord.urbanup.com/326358323. (gaylord) (66↑, 108↓)1. Major homosexual, real cocksucker. 2. Usually older white guy, banging young boys. 3. An insult.You Avrim , you fuckin gaylord, stop stealing from me
Author: fauxstar http://gaylord.urbanup.com/1713397Related: gay, fag, homo, faggot, homosexual, queer, bender, retard, fairy, loser, poof, idiot, douche, lesbian, cocksucker, lord, pussy, stupid, bitch, cock, flamer, fruit, fudgepacker, gayboy, moron, ass, dumbass, gaydar, pansy, penis, queen, asshole, bummer, butt pirate, dick, douchebag, emo, fagget, fucker, fucktardLast updated: 2012.03.01
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